the last one is my old phone wallpaper. i loved it.
Spread the body love.
I HAVE SAID THIS
EVERY TIME I GO TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY
“The Eye of Sauron now turns to the Cheesecake Factory, the last free kingdom of men…”
EVERY FUCKING. TIME.
I pAUSED AT THE WRONG TIME
ONE NUMP ANEAD OF NEH BREAB LINE
if u dont think bobs burgers is the best ur lying
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
Holy shit our lungs are crazy
I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed…
According to military training, you can blow into the esophagus and inflate cow lungs and use them as a flotation device. I have no idea why you be in a situation where you come across a dead cow right when you need to cross a large body of water, but hey, the more you know.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy
gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW